Okay, let me set this one up for you…

About a month ago, my smart, talented, and beautiful wife and I decided to remove the sides from our daughter’s crib, giving her the ability (we thought) to get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.

Well, all in all, it seems to be a pretty good experience. She loves the freedom, and it hasn’t caused any huge headaches. (No midnight potty runs yet)

But there is one thing i’ve learned from this whole experience… I HAVE A SUPER SNEAKY KID!

Yeah sure, you’re thinking… she is so loud sometimes, she couldn’t sneak up on a deaf guy at a rock concert, but she has you fooled.

She is a future Ninja in training.

You wake up, take a shower, get dressed, brush your teeth, then turn around and AHHHHH this sweet little face is staring at you from danger close.

No “Hi Dad” or anything, one second she’s in bed, the next second she’s staring up at you through her disheveled golden locks.

At least I think she’s in bed… maybe she hangs from ceiling to “observe” for a bit until it is just the right time to scare the living daylights out of me.